"Have you got any Robert Keith CD's"??

"Hmm....I'm sure I saw that Robert Keith album around here somewhere......."

"I promise the funds will be in the account by Monday".

"Hey, Mat.....What's the next line"?

"It wasn't me.....It was the dog"!

"I'm here for a recording session, not a photo session....you *#%&$@ idiot"!!!

"Did you say look seductively into the camera"?

"The secret to making a great album......great Indian cuisine".

(Courtesy of Miss India Restaurant, Cooparoo,Qld)

"Look.....I can slide this thingy up and down and make a noise but if you want me to actually play it, it's gonna cost you"!

"Okay.....you got me to smile. Now can somebody please tell that photographer to put his clothes back on".

"I'm so sick of this song I can play it in my sleep".

"I've got to stop drinking.....I'm sure there used to be furniture here.....Hey, is this even my house"?