Electra
Glide®
Down
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Mission Statement:- Electra Glide Down Under comprises a team not particularly committed to
ongoing customer satisfaction, nor are we interested in providing quality,
value for money, products and services. We can’t say we’re all that
determined to ensure success for stakeholders, promising to deliver
profitability, growth, job fulfilment, nor have a positive impact on the
community with an emphasis on peace, unity and human rights, whilst
remaining environmentally and socially conscious. While we think of it
let's throw in a couple more expressions like bench-marking and world’s best
practice; whatever the hell that means. We can’t believe you took the time
to read
this Mission Statement, but it makes us feel responsible, warm and fuzzy to know we
have one.
Corporate Plan:- We never really thought about having one (the above-mentioned just about
sums it up). Do you know there are organisations out there, in the private
and public sector alike, who actually pay people to write crap like this?
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Welcome, this website is dedicated to Harley-Davidson Electra Glide
touring of Australia's highways and country back-roads, including details of Aussie
adventurers worldwide and a look at FLH's around the globe. For those visitors
uninitiated to Harley-Davidson folklore, the FLH is the chassis series the Milwaukee
factory have based their big tourers on for over 40 years now. If your choice of
touring machine is the mighty Electra
Glide, Tour Glide, Road Glide or Road King then enter
the website and travel Australia with us. The site has grown from an idea of
introducing Australia to the motorcycle touring world and showing you why you should
seriously consider touring Down Under. It has often been said that Australia has the
best roads, spectacular scenery, perfect weather and friendliest inhabitants.
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I welcome contact with any thoughts or suggestions
for
the site, or for any particular pics or stories you may have for
Electra Glide Down Under
website. Please leave a message in the Guest Book and I'll get back to you.
I once had my email address on the website for contacting me directly;
unfortunately the insidious bulk email advertising spamming cretins put an end
to that.
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WEBSITE
ENDORSEMENTS
Local thespian and football team
owner Mr Russell Crowe of the NSW North Coast remarked "I've always
relied on the FLH when it comes to the Harley range and, as a matter of fact, I own about a
dozen of them. Look, I don't mind the job you've done on the website boys, but it's a
pity it took a pair of bloody limp-wristed, poodle-walking, blouse-wearing shandy-drinkers to
put it together!"
Mayor of
Dululu (2001): "Our local community had become a ship of lost
souls, adrift in a sea of despair, unemployment and human hopelessness. Then Paul passed
through our little town on his 2001 Queensland Goodwill Tour and made Dululu a social
inspiration and symbol of hope in rural Australia. Do Lulu… get it?"
International supermodel Ms Elle MacPherson (2007)
stated, "I love the website
and your choice of colours. Make mine an FLH has got to be one of
my favourite expressions, Paul. I'll catch up next time in Wauchope; still
at the same address?"
When recently interviewed by the
Wauchope Bugle a Ms Pamela Anderson of Los
Angeles commented, "My life was on a constant downward spiral - staying up
late, drinking gin, smoking cigarettes and dancing. Then Paul and the
Electra Glide Down Under team took me under their wing, changed all that and
made me the success I am today."
Academy award winning actress Ms Nicole Kidman
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Sydney (2006), "You know, when Tom and I
were together he'd never buy
me a Harley FLH; a bit too rugged he said. Paul, I think that's why I've always been
attracted to both you and your lifestyle."
Recording artists and June Dally-Watkins graduates
Ms Kylie & Ms Dannii Minogue - London (2007): "You know, our lives were so quiet, so
mundane, excruciatingly boring. Then someone suggested we send away for
the Electra Glide Down Under Prepacked Highway Touring and Party Kit
($149.95 at selected outlets). Our Saturday nights now last all week and
we're never alone. Thanks Paul, thanks Colonel."
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COPYRIGHT AND LEGAL INDEMNITY FOR
PUBLIC USE (including fine print)
This is not an
official Harley-Davidson Motor Company website
or
site associated with any commercial motorcycle manufacturer. This is a non-profit
non-commercial website to foster product education, research and appreciation amongst
Harley-Davidson FLH based motorcycle riders, tourers, owners and enthusiasts.
The website manager
recognises that some words, model names, logos and designations mentioned herein are the
property of the trademark holder (Harley-Davidson Motor Company, Milwaukee, USA) and
uses them for identification purposes only. The information on this website is not
guaranteed to be accurate, nor does management take responsibility for it.
Actually, according to advice from both his legal counsel and psychiatrist there's very
little in this day and age he must take responsibility for, including chronic
anti-social behaviour. The information comes from other sources and therefore may be
wholly unreliable, where management does not guarantee its suitability for any
purpose. Although the information contained herein has now been determined to be
completely useless, all rights are retained by their respective owners, including, but not
limited to, the right of reproduction, the right of distribution, and the right of
passage. Use the information only as directed and no warranty is expressed or
implied. This website is free of dolphin based products. Do not view while
operating a motor vehicle, a farm implement or heavy equipment. For recreational use only. All
models appearing on the site are over 18 years of age. If condition persists,
consult your physician. Subject to change without notice. For office use
only. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages
resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. Avoid contact with
skin. Sanitized for your protection. Beware of dog. Use only in
well-ventilated area. No anchovies unless specified otherwise. Keep away from fire or flame. Price does not include
taxes. No legal practitioners, dogs, or horses died in the making of this
website. If you are consuming tea, coffee or similar beverage whilst viewing
this website, please be warned that the cup contents could be hot.
The web manager will not be held responsible if you view these web pages whilst
consuming pizza, burgers, ice-cream, chocolate or any other food product
(pursuant to the definition of food within the United Nations Food
Products Directory 637B-1999, as amended) that may transform you into an
irresponsible,
fat slug who never learnt to eat in moderation. Trademarks
mentioned in this website appear for identification purposes only. View this
website at your own risk, where no responsibility is held by the website
manager, or agents acting on his behalf, for any illness or injury suffered as a
result of direct viewing, or use of the computer and/or furniture, or equipment in
close proximity (including but not limited to cracked fingernails and/or smudged
nail polish, photocopy flashes, paper cuts etc). This supersedes
all previous notices. You have the right to remain silent. You have the right
to an attorney. Finally, pursuant to the provisions of the Tongan Deputy Duck
Warden's Act No.38 of 1973 "Do you agree that no promise, threat or inducement was
held out to you in reading these pages? I am going to show you certain things.
You are not obliged to comment unless you wish to do so as anything you do say can, and
will, be taken down, turned around, twisted, shaped or altered so as to secure a
conviction at court. Do you understand?" If the answer is
"yes" then please proceed.
MY ATTORNEY AND
INSURANCE COMPANY ASSURE
ME
I'M NOW LEGALLY COVERED TO LET YOU ENTER THE WEBSITE.
Electra
Glide Down Under (Website
Design and Management)
Electra Glide
EGroup (Email Group
Design and Management) |
Paul 'El Presidente' Manson
(Wauchope, Australia) |
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Article contributors: |
Mr Paul Manson
Mr
Ian Lay
Ms Jennifer Lopez
Colonel
Edmund Barton-Burroughs |
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Established: |
Thursday 1st January 1998 |
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Last
updated: |
Friday 22nd June 2007 |
The number of visits to this website since it
was established.
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